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The 2016 Racial Draft

PuertoRicanJohnnie April 2016

Jared Fogle

Welcome to the 2016 Racial Draft!

When Chappelle’s Show introduced the first ever Racial Draft in 2008, the Wu-Tang Clan became Asian and Tiger Woods became officially black.

First Pick: Whites

This year's draft order:

  1. Whites

  2. Spanish

  3. Jewish

  4. Asians 

  5. Blacks

Notable Releases:

Rachel Dozeal (blacks)

Charlie Sheen (spanish)

Sammy Sosa (spanish)

Tela Tequila (asians)

Justin Bieber (whites)

 

Now 8 years later, some of the world's biggest celebs are up for grabs between 5 different races...

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