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The 2016 Racial Draft

PuertoRicanJohnnie April 2016

Welcome to the 2016 Racial Draft!

This "draft" is purely fictional and based on the individual opinions of our staff.  It is not intended to offend or disrespect anyone.  If you are sensitive, easily offended, or live in your feelings like Baby Williams, we strongly suggest that you do not continue.  If you want a couple laughs, then proceed. -FFB

On the clock: Whites

This year's draft order:

  1. Whites

  2. Spanish

  3. Jewish

  4. Asians 

  5. Blacks

Notable Releases:

Rachel Dozeal (blacks)

Charlie Sheen (spanish)

Sammy Sosa (spanish)

Tela Tequila (asians)

Justin Bieber (whites)

 

COUNTDOWN TO THE 2016 RACIAL DRAFT