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The 2016 Racial Draft
PuertoRicanJohnnie April 2016

The Jews Select WHOOPI GOLDBERG!
That's right Sister Mary Clarence has been drafted by the Jews! This entertainment mogul used "Goldberg" as a stage name used to be taken seriously in Hollywood. Whoopi also recently founded a medical marijuana company! Mazel Tov!

DRAFT PROFILE
- Won Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony awards
- Highest paid actress during the 90's
- Ethnically Black
- Has been in over 150 films
- Made eyebrows optional
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